Tuesday, June 19, 2007

What the French, Toast?!

If you didn't catch everything said, here's the gist of a transcript from SplendAd.com:

Wife bursts into an office holding a box.

Wife: You son of a biscuit-eating bulldog.
Husband: What the French, toast?
Wife: Did you think I wouldn't find out about your little doodoo head cootie queen?
Mistress: Who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint-licker?
Wife: Pickle you, kumquat!
Husband: You're overreacting.
Wife: No, Bill, overreacting was when I put your convertible into a wood chipper, Stinky McStinkface!
Mistress: You Hoboken!

They fight.

Orbit spokeswoman: Fabulous!

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